Narrative Power Rankings: December 19, 2014

1. Spring Brek Brek Shea to Orlando City? A perfect fit, we say. Is it any real surprise that a man holding two shotguns over his head whilst wearing an American-flag-themed tank top is headed to the state that epitomizes the phrase, “Sun’s out, guns out”? #FloridaMan4ever. 2. Raccoons Out, Buzzards In D.C. United’s decade-long